I've had enough colds these last two weeks to cover the whole winter. Don't give me another one, cuz then Imma give it back!
Seriously though, when you have a cold, coughing all over the place: Don't go to work/school and spread the joy. Even if you've taken an aspirin you are still contagious.
Stay at home and focus on getting better instead.
Anyways, hope you all get a happy and cold-free holiday!